Quote of the week

Mr Zuma is no ordinary litigant. He is the former President of the Republic, who remains a public figure and continues to wield significant political influence, while acting as an example to his supporters… He has a great deal of power to incite others to similarly defy court orders because his actions and any consequences, or lack thereof, are being closely observed by the public. If his conduct is met with impunity, he will do significant damage to the rule of law. As this Court noted in Mamabolo, “[n]o one familiar with our history can be unaware of the very special need to preserve the integrity of the rule of law”. Mr Zuma is subject to the laws of the Republic. No person enjoys exclusion or exemption from the sovereignty of our laws… It would be antithetical to the value of accountability if those who once held high office are not bound by the law.

Khampepe j
Secretary of the Judicial Commission of Inquiry into Allegations of State Capture, Corruption and Fraud in the Public Sector including Organs of State v Zuma and Others (CCT 52/21) [2021] ZACC 18
15 January 2011

Press release from “Spud Milton” and Penguin Books

Lights! Cameron! Action!

An open letter to Judge Edwin Cameron from Spud Milton

Dear Justice Cameron

I have never written to a judge before and I must admit that I am rather nervous  about doing so, especially to one as decorated and widely respected as you.  Wombat, my grandmother, forbade me to respond to your open letter to Ross  Garland and the subsequent newspaper reports because she said if I made a  cock-up or any silly spelling mistakes you could get me hanged.  (I think it’s now only Wombat left who thinks the death penalty is still in operation here.)

Unfortunately, I then saw the headline of the Daily News:  “Spud endangers gays – Judge”

The article was faxed to me by a triumphant Boggo eight seconds after it was  published. Boggo clearly hadn’t followed what you were saying in your letter  because he squawked down the phone, “Hah! Always knew you were gay,  Spuddy!”

When I tried to inform the idiot that there was a vast gulf between homophobia  and homosexuality he sniggered and hung up. I don’t think he’ll ever get it.

Anyway, after numerous false starts to this letter I decided to consult Reverend  Bishop, who grew instantly pale and told me that responding to you in writing  would be akin to David taking on Goliath. Unfortunately, I’ve never been one to  throw stones and since Mad Dog was expelled, I don’t even have access to a  decent slingshot.  So if these sentences strike you as lacking in intellectual rigour  or as the mere ramblings of an inconsequential young lad, please cast them aside  and think no further on them nor me. Better still, you could pretend that I am not  even real and that I only exist in the imaginations of deranged people.

Let me first begin with a sincere apology on behalf of The Guv for his insensitive  treatment of lesbians and gays in his English class. I agree that the term  “rogering lesbians” was totally uncalled for and that our English teacher deserved  finger tongs (or worse) for his poor form and obvious intolerance. (There’s  probably a good chance that The Guv was drunk at the time and he was most probably showing off like he always does with his bizarre references and shocking  opinions.)  Remember he’s a cranky guy and often strange sentences pour out of  his mouth. He frequently uses the word “rogering” like in first year when I was a  still a spud and he advised me to “Roger the entire chorus line before the end of  the month.”  I don’t like his occasional bigotry, or his heavy drinking, but he has  still changed the way that I look at the world around me.  It’s tempting to saythat I shouldn’t have written that offensive statement down in my diary and then  it never would have reached the screenplay and now the papers. I could have simply replaced it with a line as tame as a sleepy orange house cat. But that  would not have been my true account.

Like you, I also enjoyed the film but had one major reservation that also kept me  awake at night. It wasn’t the homophobia, or the sexism, or the racism, or the  scene when I had my balls polished. It wasn’t even the examples of statutory rape which Eve repeatedly deals out to Rambo (this despite Rambo greatly  enjoying them). Nor was it when The Guv made me drink alcohol at age 13 and  filled my head with the notion that life is absurd and insane and that we are all  poor players in some never-ending Kafkaesque farce. What really drove me bonkers was that the character of myself was played by a blue-eyed Australian!  I  mean, if that isn’t a low blow, what is? Not that I’m xenophobic, mind you; it’s  just that ever since Shane Warne, I just don’t like Australians that much.

I guess the point I’m making is that it would probably be impossible to read any  of my diaries or watch Mr Garland’s film without being slightly offended by  something or other if you feel really strongly about that particular cause or  standpoint.  Seeing other people laughing at something personal and serious to  oneself is difficult, like when people repeatedly mocked my late development and  its nasty repercussions.  My limited experience of life is that many people say  offensive things, like Rambo, who deliberately tries to antagonise people with his  verbal abuse and ultra cool demeanour. You mentioned the word “faggotism”. I  guarantee that you won’t find that word in any dictionary because Rambo made it  up to look cool and have power over us because the word was his. I don’t like the  word either and would never have thought to use it myself, but I still wrote it  down because he said it and I was there and the moment happened before my very eyes.  I don’t think Rambo accused Vern of “fagottism” by lazy accident. He  said that word specifically to demean and humiliate Vern for stealing everybody’s  underpants. For that in my experience is the way that boys humiliate each other.

The third and final incident of lazy homophobia that you identified in the film was  around Mr Lilly the art teacher.  Fatty’s sage comment made whilst leaning  against the wall of the tuck shop was, “What’s so terrible about portraying a  flamboyant art teacher who tries his luck at organic rugby coaching?”  What  offends you, makes others lurch, makes some people laugh, makes a few debate  and the odd person walk out.  Still, it’s good to have debates about these things  and perhaps I need to see the film again, this time with a pen and pad.

I do apologise if this letter seems in any way immature or insincere or if it offends  or irritates you further. That is not my intention. I also apologise for the offence  that my words caused and I don’t argue that you have the right to voice your  offence about the Spud movie.  I once read that honesty trumps guile every time,  and if I’m being honest, then I’m really sorry that you didn’t invite Mr Garland,  whom  you know to be an intelligent, generous and talented man, around for a  fragrant coffee and discuss this issue with him face to face.  If that bastard  Sparerib hadn’t caught me running to dinner yesterday and given me a month’s  detention, I would have loved to have been there, too, for what I would imagine  could have been an excellent discussion.

Thank you again for your time and I hope to meet you someday – just not in

Best regards

Spud Milton

Senior Dorm

Friday 14   January 2011

Penguin Books salutes our author John van de Ruit, whose bestselling book Spud  has changed the landscape of fiction publishing in South Africa and, most  importantly, has drawn hundreds of thousands of young South Africans to books  and reading. Over half a million of them, in fact.

We salute producer Ross Garland for having the vision and the determination to  bring the characters in Spud to life on the big screen in Spud – the Movie and to make audiences delight in the depth of energy and skills so evident in the SA  film industry.

Alongside Van de Ruit and Garland, Penguin supports freedom of expression and  open minded, robust and informed debate.

Read Spud.

See Spud – the Movie.

And make up your own mind.

CEO, Penguin Books South Africa

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