Senekal last week had nothing to do with solutions. It was all about politicians’ testosterone. It was all about politicians’ egos. What useful idea came out of all that heat and noise generated by all those politicians in Senekal last week? There is nothing. Nothing that makes SA a better place. Nothing that leads us to a better understanding of race relations in SA after 1994. Nothing that is a solution to farm murders – many of whose victims are poorly paid, desperate black people – or a solution to the incredibly horrendous murder and crime problem in this country.
The Ministerial Handbook is a wonderful document, the Good Book of modern day South African politics. Forget about the Constitution or “irrelevant” legislation dealing with Minister’s Portfolio’s: the first thing some Ministers seem to do when they get appointed is to study the Good Book to justify their lavish lifestyles – funded by every single South African who has ever bought anything at a shop and paid VAT on that product. What the Bible is to the average Priest, the Ministerial Handbook is to many a Minister – a guiding light and a moral compass in a time of darkness and despair.
Halleluja and amen!
Pity some of our Ministers who justify their splurges with reference to the Ministerial Handbook do not understand its contents. Either that or they are deliberately trying to mislead the public by claiming that the Good Book actually sanctions their millionaire lifestyles when it does nothing of the sort. The Good Book is – on closer inspection – a rather Calvinist document. Pity so many Ministers do not seem to be great fans of frugality, temperance and moderation – all values promoted by the Calvinists.
Take Minister of Co-operative Governance and Traditional Affairs Sicelo Shiceka, who is reported to have lived it up after being appointed by President Jacob Zuma (who seems to be having some real bad luck with his appointments, poor guy). Shiceka is alleged to have spent the following amounts after becoming Minister:
The Minister is contesting some of these allegations (although his story seems a bit confusing), claiming that the evidence has been fabricated. Yet he has admitted that he had gone to Switzerland and to racking up a bill of R280 000 for his own accommodation at the One & Only in just one year, and to putting up at the same hotel a man he describes as his “father figure”, as well as his wife, justifying this expense by claiming that it is a perk that the Ministerial Handbook allows for it.
Oh, beloved brothers and sisters, let us turn to the Good Book for guidance in these dark times. Brothers and sisters, the Good book is remarkably clear on foreign travel and, let’s face it, does not justify the Minister’s jaunt to Switzerland. It states that:
This means that President Jacob Zuma should have given permission for this trip. If he did not give permission for the trip as required, this would mean that the Minister had flagrantly flouted the Ministerial Handbook and that President Zuma has no option but to fire him or appear to be condoning the corrupt practices of one of his Ministers. If he did give permission, he gave permission for an illicit trip that does not by any stretch of the imagination comply with the provisions of the Ministerial Handbook and this would mean that he endorsed the flagrant abuse of state resources by one of his Ministers.
The Presidency therefore needs to inform us whether he gave permission for this illegal trip and if he did, why he flagrantly flouted the rules set out in the Ministerial Handbook. The President – as much as the Minister – should be held accountable for this jaunt by the Minister to go and visit his drug trafficking girlfriend in a prison in Switzerland.
The Good Book also has some interesting text verses relating to long stays in hyper luxury Hotels. Pity the Minister was too busy pining for his mistress langiushing in a Swiss jail to pay attention. The Good Book states that when Ministers are newly appointed they may need time to settle in and then as an exceptional measure may stay in a Hotel when they are in Pretoria or Cape Town.
If, owing to exceptional circumstances, a State-owned residence is not immediately available for Members upon assumption of duty of office, expenses in connection with alternative accommodation may be debited to the State until an official residence becomes available.
Members may occupy, for official purposes, one State-owned residence, in the capital of their choice, free of charge. If available, Members may occupy a second State-owned residence in the other capital, for official purposes. In this event a monthly market related rental is payable. No allowance is payable to Members who prefer not to utilise a State-owned residence for official purposes at the seat of office. Where official residences (private or State-owned) are kept in both Cape Town and Pretoria, no subsistence allowance is payable for official journeys between Cape Town and Pretoria.
The stays in the One & Only Hotel, with or without a “father figure” in tow, (which cost us over R600 000) were therefore not sanctioned by the Ministerial Handbook – no matter what the Minister claims now. The Minister was therefore in effect stealing money from each and every South African who pays taxes via personal income tax or via VAT.
President Zuma has two options. He can ask the Minister to resign, which might indicate that he is at least slightly worried about the venal abuse of state resources by his friends and colleagues (even if he does not wish the same rules and standards to apply to him). Or he can do nothing, in which case we will all known that he endorses this kind of theft from ordinary citizens. This will not reflect well on his integrity and his stature as President of our country. Some of us might even start to wonder why he never got his day in court and what might have happened if he had not escaped prosecution for taking bribes from a convicted crook and then doing favours for that crook.BACK TO TOP